nerd time

I just finished this for an online contest thing and thought it was sort of cool. It's for a videogame because I am a total nerd and no woman should ever look my way everrrr again.

sum dudes

So here's the deal: I did these three pictures for an art class and constructed an elaborate story that I didn't actually create any of these pictures and they were all found in my great grandfather (the man in the hat above)'s attic, depicting his final sea voyage and the grizzled beast he returned home as (see: dat portrait down there). I guess either everyone was humoring me and my infantile ramblings, or some people believed me, which is pretty kool.

oh child

this one didn't fare too well in the transfer to glorious DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY. I tried my best...

i am a one trick sea-pony

I have no idea how to take a picture of a painting still, but I just finished a triptych about an Old Man, The Sea, and Elder Gods so here's some of itttttt

The End

I'm kidding. It's not the end. Sorry I lied about this page coming soon after the last. I'll do better.

PS: I need to buy like a ruler or something. Obviously free handing straight lines is beyond me. Also, Higgins Eternal ink sucks every butt. Does anyone know where I can get Higgins Calligraphy ink in Missoula?

Halloween thing.

Look, so I painted this picture. It's all blurry because I don't have a clue how to put a painting up on the internet. It looks better in a real life setting but maybe you'll think it's neat-o because it's the creature from the black lagoon.

You're a loudmouth, baby. you better shut up

Part 3 finds Pancho and Lefty in Halloween-flavored danger!

Part 4 to come sooner than you think..........

It's pretty big and I'm sorry about that. I have the mind of a child and I can't figure out how to scan my pages and make them look good without them being a million feet long.

Currently finishing up inking a new Pancho and Lefty. It'll be up in an hour or two.

edit: Taking me longer than I thought. It will be up tonight, though.

Seamonsters pt. III

Part three features a big squid who's probably behind all this shit. If you hate fun, you can print these pictures out and figure out how they fit together. The first person to send me picture evidence that they've done this will get a strongly worded e-mail in response.

Seamonsters pt. II

Here's part two of three of the sea monster series. It's a little man. It looks like he's pretty much dead.

Part three coming in literally like 5 fucking minutes.

Seamonsters

It's been so long. I'm sorry. I can only blame myself and a combination of crippling ennui and my legendary lack of work ethic. In the hopes that I can win back your loyalty somehow, here are some sea monsters.

This piece is part of a triptych. I'll put the rest up in a bit. I'm also sitting on two more pages of Pancho and Lefty, with a lot more to come after that, so maybe stick around and I promise I'll treat you better.

brand new something on the way. I guess it'll be ready today or tomorrow??

Ghoast Train

Oh man, they're in the soup now. Sorry it took so long to put this up. I still love you.

hey there

New stuff sunday at the latest. I might put up some things I gots laying around tomorrow.

This is better

Right????

Grape Flavor Horror Times

Part one of what will maybe hopefully be a multi-part ordeal finds our heroes, Poncho and Lefty, entering what appears to be a not-so-safe place. Oh Dear!

I've been way lazy this week. I'll get something up tonight, whatever dawgs read this...

bone thugs in hermione

More Poncho and Lefty. they are probably playing your favorite song.

this is for somebody i really miss.

PS don't click and make it bigger. I saved it too large and it looks not good big.

I have a tablet now... so that's cool

I drew a picture of our cat and colored it with extreme technology. It is crooked because I wasn't smart enough to figure out how to make it not be.

i'm a failure

I have a bunch of new things to put up... so I''ll get on that.

i'm e e cummings on your face

I made this for my girlfriend's birthday. I stole liberally from George Herriman. 

a part of this poem by e e cummings is inside:

you shall above all things be glad and young
For if you're young,whatever life you wear

it will become you;and if you are glad
whatever's living will yourself become.
Girlboys may nothing more than boygirls need:
i can entirely her only love

whose any mystery makes every man's
flesh put space on;and his mind take off time

that you should ever think,may god forbid
and (in his mercy) your true lover spare:
for that way knowledge lies,the foetal grave
called progress,and negation's dead undoom.

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing
than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance 

I suck

I'll update again later tonight. I'd say that I've been busy, but that would be a llllllie

queen of the northern beasts

I drew this on my plane trip back from Ireland this Spring Break. It was an eight hour flight and I was trapped in a window seat by the paraplegic British man next to me and was also half a plane away from my girlfriend, so I had some time to kill.

It's a pretty blatant Where the Wild Things Are rip-off, but I'm sort of okay with that. The old British man really liked it, too.

oh wow you're so awesome

I started my book for shiz today. Above is the first dynamic image.

no matter where you go

Here's an album cover I made this year for an enchanting lass. I stole 99% of the picture from a Buckaroo Banzai promotional picture, but I think it's called an 'homage' in the art world. 

a christmas-style dog

Here's a christmas card I made last year for an enchanting lass. It looks wrinkly because it is. I don't have any of that new-fangled photoshop business so I had to use watercolor pencils and that turned out to be a dumb idea. I still like it anyway.

Here's the Deal

I say this a lot, like once a month, but now I really mean it: I'm gonna update this bitch weekly at the very least. Check back and leave me comments and stuff or whatever...

spooky scary

this izza picture of The Scarecrow because i like the scarecrow and that's that.

grody business.

I made this classy little number for a friend's zine. It's hip-hopin' music mogul Rick Rubin raping a hipster. That hipster isn't supposed to be me, but it accidentally is because i'm freudian as shit.

beef jerky time

I made this piece for a friend's coffee mug many moons ago.

Here's a thing right here

I've been slowly working on something resembling a book and this is a pretty early piece I whipped up just to sort of get a feel for things. I'll put up more book stuff pretty soon, hopefully.